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He’s got it ALL!
HE SURE DOES @chaliceink
ABSOLUTE U N I T
I LOVE YOU BONE BONE!!!
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Cat discovers oranges and discovers that he doesn’t like them. (via nevermndthealbatross)
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i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that
also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything???? Nothing???? Who knows????? Never had a rational thought in my life
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don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return
It’s called creating jobsactually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’
*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)
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testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack
how dare you make me read these words with my innocent unsuspecting eyes
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The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)
This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul
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being a woman is like you have too many eyes and too many voices and none of them are yours
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